:07:03
What did they say?
:07:05
What do they always say?
:07:07
You're too good for them.
:07:10
That's what they said.
:07:21
Why can't you just be some nice,
healthy Baptist like the neighbors...
:07:25
...instead of squatting weird
on the table like some freak.
:07:29
It's not weird.
Yogis can do all kinds of good things.
:07:32
Documented too.
:07:35
- Like what?
- Astral projection.
:07:38
Levitation.
:07:41
My daddy caught me levitating once.
:07:43
Told me I'd go blind.
:07:45
They can also make it
for 24 hours straight.
:07:48
Make what?
:07:50
Sexual intercourse.
:07:54
You remember sexual intercourse.
:07:59
Yeah, but not for no 24 hours.
:08:02
Well, you have to be
really good to do it.
:08:04
It's in an especial discipline.
:08:06
Now, I bet you know
all the good ones, don't you?
:08:12
That's why all them dishes
are in the sink.
:08:15
Because some diaper-wearing,
skinheaded yogi...
:08:18
...is teaching my old lady
how to ball 24 hours a day.
:08:22
What's the matter?
You afraid you're not up to it?
:08:25
I'd like to help you out,
but I gotta do something tomorrow.
:08:27
- How about an hour?
- How about a minute, missionary style.