Fritz the Cat
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:12:00
I'm a writer.
Let's talk about it.

:12:03
Ever made it
with an aardvark before?

:12:07
It's a rare opportunity.
We're scarce.

:12:11
Really?
:12:13
I can't tell
if I'm there or not.

:12:15
How do you tell?
:12:16
You'll know when you are.
:12:19
Oh, balls.
lt doesn't work for me.

:12:22
I'm a failure
as a pot smoker.

:12:24
Don't be sad.
:12:25
Someday you'll make it.
Really.

:12:46
Shh. I think we're here.
:13:02
Do you hear anything, Ralph?
:13:04
It sounds like a bunch
of degenerates in there.

:13:08
Now, listen, Ralph,
you got the deeper voice.

:13:12
And I want you to yell,
"Open the fucking door."

:13:15
Say the word "Fucking" because
that makes you sound tough.

:13:19
When I say three,
you yell, "Open..."

:13:21
I'm even gonna ad-lib.
:13:23
No ad-libbing, Ralph.
:13:25
Let me call them pre-verts.
:13:27
What's a pre-vert?
:13:28
A pre-vert is a degenerate,
didn't you know that?

:13:31
A pre-vert's a degenerate?
:13:33
Didn't you have no bringing up?
:13:35
I got bar-mitzvahed.
:13:37
You ain't supposed
to laugh, Ralph!

:13:40
This is a serious job
and we're getting paid for it.

:13:42
Cut the fucking shit out.
:13:44
Let's go.
:13:48
All right.
:13:50
Open up in there!
It's the law! Hippie bastards!

:13:54
Good, Ralph, do it again.
:13:57
What the fuck's your problem?
Cut it out!

:13:59
I won't laugh!

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