:05:00
Somebody started a rumor to cause
dissension on the Kansas City Ramblers.
:05:04
There's no truth in it,
and K.C. knows she'll not be traded.
:05:07
- How about it, K.C.?
- Right, right.
:05:10
- Any idea who started this rumor?
- We know who it is!
:05:13
It's a certain big, fat, ugly, stupid...
:05:16
- Wait...
- I don't wanna say her name.
:05:18
Yeah, but her initials are B.B.B.!
:05:21
What do you mean, B.B.B.?
:05:25
That's her.
:05:31
Look out, here it comes.
Wait a minute... Wait!
:05:34
I been listening to your lies, Buddy!
None of it's true! Not a word!
:05:37
If I wasn't such a lady,
I'd punch you!
:05:39
- Hey, listen, you big, fat bigmouth!
- Don't talk to me like that!
:05:43
Hey, listen, you're a big, fat tub of lard, and
you can't skate any better than you look!
:05:48
I challenge you to a match race,
right here, Saturday night!
:05:51
Baby, you got it!
:05:54
Let's make it interesting!
:05:55
- You name it.
- Give me that microphone!
:05:58
Kansas City isn't big enough
for the both of us!
:06:01
- Loser has to leave Kansas City forever.
- No! Absolutely not!
:06:05
- You can't do that!
- I'm not afraid to skate that bigmouth!
:06:09
It's against the rules of the commission.
:06:12
Come here, ref. Let's take a look.
:06:14
Well, there it is, rule 87B:
:06:16
"A challenge made and accepted,
the match race must be held."
:06:19
- Well, there you've got it.
- I won't let you do that!
:06:22
You got the race!
:06:23
Ladies and gentlemen, Saturday night,
right here in this arena, the Civic Arena...
:06:27
...a match race, five laps, anything goes,
Big Bertha and K.C. Carr. And this is it!
:06:32
The loser must leave Kansas City forever!
:06:36
When I get through with you,
pack your bags, because it's bye-bye.
:06:40
When I get through with you, they're
gonna have to take you out in a basket!
:06:44
Now, hold it! Hold on, here!
:06:47
Come on! Settle down!
:06:53
Mom, what I'm trying to say is that
the team tours through Fresno.
:06:57
And I should be able to get, you know,
a couple of days there pretty soon.