:01:03
Looks like Mari's getting cards
from half the civilized world.
:01:08
''Mari Collingwood.''
:01:13
You'd think she's the only kid
to reach the age of 17.
:01:19
Of course, she is
about the prettiest piece l've ever seen.
:01:32
-Mari Collingwood, you hurry up!
-Okay!
:01:36
Drill sergeant.
:02:15
Did you call the repair service?
:02:17
Did you tell them l was a physician
and had to have a phone?
:02:20
No, actually, l told them
you were an international bookie...
:02:23
...and l was 10 months pregnant
with quintuplets.
:02:29
What's new in the outside world?
:02:31
Same old stuff, murder and mayhem.
:02:34
-What's for dinner?
-Freezer's full, take your choice.
:02:36
What's that supposed to mean?
Mari, you be careful tonight.
:02:39
Your mother tells me the place
you're going is in a bad neighborhood.
:02:45
l will, Daddy.
:02:46
No bra?
:02:48
Of course not!
Nobody wears those anymore.
:02:50
Nobody except us drill sergeants.
:02:52
But look, Estelle.
You can see her nipples as plain as day.
:02:55
Daddy, don't be so clinical.
:02:57
-But it's immodest.
-l'll get some sandpaper!
:02:59
Young lady, when l was your age--