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Hello, moviegoers.
This is Mr. Jag...
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speaking to you
for Dreamland Studios.
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This beautiful mobile home
you see before you...
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is the current hideout of
the notorious beauty Divine...
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the filthiest person alive.
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Because of this cover story...
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in one of your sleazier
national tabloids...
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she has been forced
to go underground...
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disguising her appearance...
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and adopting the alias
of Babs Johnson.
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With her live her trusted
traveling companion Cotton...
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her delinquent son Crackers...
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and her mentally ill mother
Miss Edie.
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Let's take a peek inside.
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lt's 10:30.
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Babs, Babs.
Why isn't the eggman here?
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l'm starving to death
for some eggs.
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Please, Babs,
come in and give me some eggs.
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l'm coming, Mama. l'm coming.
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You can hold on.
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Cotton, Cotton.
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Babs won't give me my eggs.
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Cotton, please come in here
and give me my eggs.
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Be in in a minute, Edie.
Don't you worry.
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l'll fry you up some, honey.
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Eggs!
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Good morning, Mama.
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l bet you're hungry.