:05:01
l know how
you like them, Mama.
:05:02
l'll be right back.
:05:04
Across town, located in
the teeming metropolis...
:05:07
known as downtown Baltimore...
:05:09
live Connie and Raymond Marble,
two jealous perverts...
:05:14
that hate Divine's
fame and notoriety...
:05:16
more than anything
in the whole world.
:05:18
For Connie and Raymond Marble,
it was the beginning of the end.
:05:25
Well, Miss Sandstone...
:05:26
after looking over
your qualifications...
:05:29
my husband and l have decided
that you're not exactly...
:05:32
what we had in mind
for the job.
:05:34
Not only have you
never heard of Divine...
:05:36
which is one
of the key elements...
:05:37
for this particular job...
:05:39
but you also seem to show
a lack of general experience.
:05:43
And to be honest, we feel
you are sort of a dullard.
:05:46
Why do you say that?
l did everything you asked.
:05:49
l even found out
who this Divine was.
:05:51
Too late, too late...
:05:53
and, naturally, you did
everything l asked, my dear.
:05:55
You would never have
gotten to this plateau...
:05:57
of the job placement test.
:05:59
l mean, surely,
you can see our point.
:06:01
We're not in a position
to just take anyone.
:06:04
This is a high-security job,
as you can well imagine...
:06:08
and we personally just don't
feel that you meet our...
:06:11
oh, how should l say...
:06:13
our admittedly sometimes
stringent screening process.
:06:17
Well, why did you
hold me up for so long?
:06:19
Why did you keep
asking me to come back?
:06:21
l had another job
l could've taken.
:06:23
How could l have gotten
information...
:06:25
about this Divine you talk of?
:06:27
l don't know her.
:06:28
You could've given me
some lead as to how...
:06:29
l could've gathered this data
you wanted about her.
:06:32
You led me to believe
l had this job.
:06:34
Well, Miss Sandstone...
:06:36
Miss, uh, Sandy Sandstone...
:06:39
you just must've been wrong in
your assumptions, weren't you?
:06:43
l mean, surely,
you've heard the expression...
:06:45
'"Don't count your chickens.""
:06:47
Well, apply it.
:06:48
l never gave you a final answer
on this whole thing...
:06:52
and, as far as you believing
that you had the job...
:06:54
well, l've never even
considered...
:06:56
that you would be the applicant
that we would choose.
:06:58
You don't know enough.