:47:01
No! Please, listen!
:47:03
l didn't mean any harm !
Let me go, Connie!
:47:05
You little asshole.
You'd better start explaining.
:47:07
How dare you go into
my personal clothes closet...
:47:10
and get my suit!
:47:12
And that's my makeup
you have on, isn't it?!
:47:15
You sneaky little drag queen!
:47:17
You've been spying on us,
haven't you?
:47:19
Haven't you, aerial-ears?!
:47:21
Mimicking my wife's hard work
and her beautiful appearance.
:47:24
And having the gall
to repeat words...
:47:26
that Connie and l
spoke confidentially...
:47:28
words that are guarded
by the holy seal of matrimony!
:47:31
l can't help it!
:47:33
l didn't mean any harm !
:47:34
lt was just playing!
:47:36
'"Playing""?
:47:37
ls that what you
call it, Channing?
:47:38
Or should l start
calling you ""Connie"" now?
:47:40
ls that what you'd like?!
:47:42
No, Connie! Stop hitting me!
:47:44
l didn't do anything to you!
:47:46
l was just here by myself...
:47:48
and l get feeling funny
when l'm alone!
:47:50
Those girls are down there,
don't forget!
:47:53
And l can't stand being
in the same house with them !
:47:55
lf l sit downstairs,
l can hear them screaming...
:47:58
screaming and crying,
and then l get all nervous.
:48:02
Then l get these spells!
l don't plan it!
:48:05
lt just happens.
:48:06
Then l think about my position,
my social standing...
:48:09
just like you two do,
and l just play!
:48:12
l just make believe
that l am you!
:48:14
l know it isn't reality!
l know that l'm really me!
:48:17
Haven't l been a faithful
servant for two years now?
:48:20
Haven't l given you
my all in this job?
:48:22
Oh, you've been faithful,
all right...
:48:24
faithful in your stupidity,
faithful in your laziness...
:48:28
faithful in your incompetent
lame-brained attitude!
:48:31
And now this shockingly
flagrant breach of contract!
:48:35
We can no longer employ you
here at 3,900, Channing.
:48:39
That is obvious.
:48:41
There will be
a complete inspection...
:48:43
of all your bags, Channing...
:48:45
so do not attempt...
:48:46
to take any of
my clothing with you.
:48:47
l will also take
a complete inventory...
:48:50
of all my belongings,
from makeup--
:48:53
Oh, God!
Right on down to panties!
:48:56
And, of course,
have everything...
:48:57
sent to the cleaners
immediately.
:48:59
God knows what you could've
gotten on my clothes.