:57:02
Well, kid, you blew it.
:57:06
I can't do it.
:57:08
How's it look? I invite her over
and come on like a sex degenerate.
:57:13
You're getting carried away.
You think too much, just do it.
:57:17
We're platonic friends.
:57:19
I can't spoil that by coming on.
She'll slap my face.
:57:22
I've had my face slapped plenty.
:57:25
But your glasses
don't go flying across the room.
:57:27
-You're gonna disappoint her.
- I can't.
:57:32
Here we are, you can start on this.
:57:35
Did you read that another
Oakland woman was raped?
:57:39
I was nowhere near Oakland!
:57:42
- Do they know who did it?
- No idea. He must be very clever.
:57:47
You must be on the ball to rape
so many women and get away with it.
:57:51
If anybody tried to rape me,
I'd just pretend to go along with it
:57:55
and then grab a heavy object
and let him have it.
:58:00
That is unless I was enjoying it.
:58:06
They say it's every woman's
secret desire.
:58:08
I guess it depends on
who's doing the raping.
:58:12
Why dwell on morbid subjects?
Odds are you'll never get raped.
:58:16
Not with my luck.
:58:21
I feel so light.
:58:23
That drink is going right to my head.
I'm floating.
:58:27
- Go ahead, kiss her.
- I can't.
:58:29
- She's ready.
- How can you be sure?
:58:31
- Believe me, I'm sure.
- She'll pull back.
:58:35
She's sitting and waiting.
Now, don't screw up.
:58:40
Right, I'll try but I'm gonna go slow.
:58:42
If she screams,
I'll pretend it was a joke.
:58:46
She'd better laugh.
:58:50
The phone!
:58:56
Yes, she's here.
:58:58
She came over before.
I was going out, I had a Polish date.