:56:07
Gilbert was proud of being
the practical joker. He could afford to be.
:56:12
Suddenly, it hit me like a bad tomato.
:56:15
I was top billing in his latest production.
:56:18
Only it wasn't a comedy. That made me angry.
:56:22
Sorry, sir.
:56:23
Signore. signora, I am the manager.
Champagne on the house.
:56:26
- The waiter - weak in the bladder. I've fired him.
- Please don 't do that.
:56:31
He has 30 children. He'll never be lonely.
:56:34
- You all right, signore?
- Fine.
:56:37
Excuse me.
:56:38
- Everything all right, signore?
- The humour is a little rough.
:56:43
In Hollywood, I put all those slobs on.
They paid me to put people down.
:56:49
Rib 'em a bit. Some nights I'd make 50 bucks!
:56:53
Those were the days, huh?
:56:59
Mickey, there's a lot
you don 't know about me.
:57:02
- Oh, I believe you.
- Don 't get smart with me, son.
:57:06
- You're full of crap, Gilbert.
- No.
:57:09
- No, cancer.
- Of the soul.
:57:12
- Yet another funny.
- Oh, it's ture. It's the truth.
:57:14
The doctors gave me
the good news a week ago.
:57:17
That's why I wanted you
to finish the book quickly.
:57:23
You're taking me for an idiot,
like those two poor bastards over there.
:57:27
Miller, the coach trip, everything was rigged.
:57:30
Well, stuff your book up your arse. I'm quitting.
:57:34
You are, eh?
:57:37
- Mr Gilbert.
- Yes, what?
:57:43
Not again.
:57:57
For he's a jolly good fellow
:57:59
For he's a jolly good fellow