:04:02
You have a nose like a bludgeon
:04:05
l was joking. l hope
l did not offend you
:04:09
Between a jest and a joke
many a truth can be told
:04:23
Im so skilled in the art of weaving...
:04:25
...I can undo all those
bitches in Ypres and Ghent
:04:32
In all modesty I say... Oh,
shit... begging your pardon...
:04:35
...there's none better than me
for gathering collections in church
:04:42
And if any woman should try
to get the better of me...
:04:46
Ill make her wish she'd never been born
:04:50
I'll eat her alive!
:04:56
Three times l went to Jerusalem
:05:00
Then Rome, San Jacopo di
Compostela and Cologne
:05:06
Im no spring chicken
but l know how to have fun
:05:10
...and how to make people laugh
:05:14
Between you and me, lads, l
also know a few love potions
:05:21
Because, my darlings, l
know all the old dances
:05:37
Good folks, here are pardons
brought for you hot from Rome
:05:41
A piece of the Virgin's veil,
a scrap of Saint Peter's sail...
:05:49
...from when he used to sail, before
Christ taught him to walk on water
:05:53
Radix malorum est cupiditas...
cupidity is the root of evil
:05:58
Don't be miserly. Come, buy