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Hey, Pericles! Pericles!
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- Ding-Dong. What do you want?
- Shove that spotlight up your ass.
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Here I am, ladies and gentlemen.
Good evening.
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Most comedians start things off
with a joke or two before their routine.
:47:30
Hey, get off the stage.
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Well, I don't tell jokes
because I'm not very good at it.
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So if you don't mind I'd like
to present a few of my imitations.
:47:41
After my successful tour of Marino
Roccasecca, Frascati, Zagarolo...
:47:45
I was greatly honored
to perform for the royal police force.
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All right, shall we begin?
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The fiirst imitation is that
of a man who has eaten too much.
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I said get off the stage.
:48:15
What's the matter, you deaf?
The man said get off.
:48:18
- Sit down, you big loudmouth.
- Second imitation.
:48:23
A young lady having a shower.
Maestro!
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Hey, do us a big favor
and go away, will ya?
:48:34
Yeah, go away!
:48:36
Why? I've got just as much right
to make a living as everybody, don't I?
:48:40
-Just disappear.
- All right, if you don't go, we will.
:48:47
We'll pretend we enjoyed the act
and you pretend it's over. Okay?
:48:54
- I'm what's known as "stile. "
- Stile, achmile, you stink too.
:48:59
Here you have the modern-day saturnalia,
the variety show.