:50:03
Now, what next ?
:50:07
Ah ! The last tender memento
of our venetian honeymoon.
:50:12
I will not resist the temptation.
:50:17
Shucks, gosh-darn it if I ain't
missed the doggone critter.
:50:30
- You hit what you were
aiming for, all right.
- Don't be peevish, Milo.
:50:33
There's nothing like a little
bit of mayhem to cheer one up.
:50:36
- Did you ever know Charlie Begby ?
- You know damn well I didn't.
:50:39
He was the very finest
shot I ever did see.
:50:43
I once saw him bag six ducks with
one shot when he was blind drunk.
:50:47
Only thing was, they were china ducks
in his Auntie's drawing room.
:50:50
And I said,
"Charlie, you can't do that.
It's the closed season."
:50:57
Told you, he always laughs at my jokes.
:50:59
Even the bad ones.
:51:02
True. It's not as funny as all that.
:51:05
There's an open season all year
round for some creatures,
:51:09
seducers and wife stealers, for example.
:51:11
Now, that's a bad italian joke.
:51:14
You should know. It's your
country of origin, is it not ?
:51:16
No, actually, I'm English.
:51:19
I was born here, in England.
:51:20
Were you now, actually ?
:51:23
Where ? In dear old cradle-
of-the-parliamentary-system,
:51:26
Who-screws-my-wife-merits-
a-large-pink-gin England ?
:51:29
Sense-of-humor-fair-play
England, I mean.
:51:32
Oh, don't you believe it.
:51:34
That's the way a foreigner talks.
What he really thinks in private is,
:51:36
"Filthy, wet country.
Ugly, red, cold men...
:51:40
who don't know how to treat
their pale, pink, cool women."
:51:42
What brought all this on then ?
:51:48
- What are you doing with that gun ?
- Obviously pointing it at you.
:51:51
I can see that, but why ?
:51:53
Because I'm a-gonna kill-a you.
:51:56
You're a-gonna kill-a me ?
:51:59
Jesus ! Here we go again with
another one of your games.