:13:01
Last time that bear ate a lawyer
he had the runs for 33 days.
:13:07
No! If only you'd just let me go.
:13:11
- Here.
- I don't want your money.
:13:16
It just might be a good idea
to feed that bear a bottle of beer.
:13:20
It keeps him occupied.
Beer's a dollar a bottle.
:13:24
A dollar a bottle? You call that justice?
:13:28
Justice is the handmaiden of law.
:13:30
You said
law was the handmaiden of justice.
:13:33
- I'm going to be eaten alive!
- Works both ways.
:13:45
After the passing
of approximately 93 bottles...
:13:49
the Judge and I came to an arrangement.
:13:52
Since I had only $9 left...
:13:55
I was in a poor bargaining position.
:13:58
It seemed that the Judge
found me valuable...
:14:01
in defending prisoners
who had financial resources elsewhere.
:14:06
A spirited defense
might unearth these resources.
:14:10
I agreed to split the fees 60/40.
:14:19
I soon had
a burgeoning law practice established.
:14:23
But I never forgot
what that egomaniac had done to me.
:14:28
I intended to repay the Judge
in full someday...
:14:33
and I had allies.
:14:36
And your hat, it's ravishing.
Absolutely ravishing.
:14:39
It's good to see you. Good morning, ladies.
:14:52
An act of God, like the Grand Canyon.
:14:59
Haven't you two had enough
for one night?