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My old notebook.
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French homework.
Theme: the countryside.

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Exposition:
the countryside is cow country.

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The cow is all dressed in leather.
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The cow has four sides:
the front, the back,

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the top and the bottom.
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- Isn't that good?
- Beastly!

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Here are my cultural sources.
Le GrandLarousse.

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I just copied from it.
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Menstruation. Noun.
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Physiological function
comprising the discharge of menses.

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Penis. Noun.
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Male copulation organ,
measuring five to forty centimetres.

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That's Le PetitRobert.
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Tom! Tom!
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Tom! Look!
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- Who's that?
- My first love.

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- Who?
- My cousin Paul. My first love.

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- But his eyes are closed.
- What?

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- His eyes are closed!
- He played the piano divinely.

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That's how I remember him.
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Sitting at the piano...
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His fingers would skim the keys.
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He played for hours and hours.
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At the bottom of the garden,
there were two big trees.

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A plane tree and a chestnut tree.
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After mass on Sundays,
we used to sit there,

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each under our own tree.
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It was wonderful.
We sat gazing into each other's eyes.

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Aren't my trees beautiful?
They were my jungle.

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- What are you doing?
- Having a shit.

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No, we're doing a poo.
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- Shame on you, doing it in my jungle!
- Watch out! Run for it!

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Oh, these dirty little Arabs!
Go and shit in your own country!

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Keep filming. Keep filming!
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Don't stop, whatever you do!

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