:35:00
I'm going, Mamma.
-Make a good confession.
:35:02
If you've had a drink,
you can't receive Communion.
:35:05
You can drink, but you can't eat.
:35:08
You can't drink either.
And tell him you're a delinquent.
:35:12
That you make your parents angry...
that you answer back.
:35:17
And that you curse everything,
understand?
:35:26
Who's the first?
:35:43
When did you last confess?
-Christmas.
:35:46
Oh, lovely. Do you go to mass?
-Not when I've got the mumps.
:35:50
Do you honor your parents?
-Oh, yes.
:35:53
Not like that! White flowers
on one side, yellow on the other.
:35:59
It's not the same thing,
it's all matter of aesthetics.
:36:04
Well, do you honor your parents?
:36:06
Oh, yes, but they don't honor me.
They beat me.
:36:11
You must annoy them.
Do you tell lies?
:36:14
I have to. -Do you covet
what belongs to others?
:36:17
The small flowers
in the small vases.
:36:21
What do you covet?
:36:23
My pal Bragger's got a raincoat
with a lot of metal buckles
:36:28
Like the one the detective has in
the William Powell-Myrna Loy films.
:36:31
Do you commit impure acts?
Do you touch yourself?
:36:34
Do you know Saint Louis cries
when you touch yourself?
:36:41
Let him cry...
I'm not going to say whether I do
:36:44
because you'll only tell Dad.
Don't say you don't touch yourself.
:36:49
Can you avoid touching yourself when
you see her at the tobacconist's
:36:55
as stacked as she is,
when she says "Export brand"?
:36:59
And the math teacher who looks
just like a lion? Madonna...