:11:03
- Good morning, sir.
- Hi there, fella.
:11:05
Where'd you come from?
Out of a crater?
:11:07
I guess I did.
:11:08
Could I see
your driver's license, please?
:11:10
Speed limit's 60 miles an hour, right?
:11:12
This little horse kinda gets
away from me once in a while.
:11:14
You're gonna have to take a tighter rein
:11:16
'cause I did clock you
doing almost 90 a ways back there.
:11:19
- Could I see the license?
- Sure.
:11:26
There we are.
All right.
:11:28
Morning, ma'am.
:11:30
A police officer.
:11:34
- A detective.
- Yes. Los Angeles.
:11:37
Well, that's a coincidence, you see,
:11:40
because l... I hope to change
this uniform for a suit myself
:11:43
just any day now.
:11:44
Well, luck to you then, fella.
:11:46
Thank you very much.
:11:47
Could you take the license
out for me, please?
:11:50
You gotta be kiddin'.
:11:51
- You're gonna give me a ticket?
- I'm afraid so, sir.
:11:54
Thank you.
:11:57
Take a good look at this, fella.
:11:58
It says Los Angeles
Police Department Detective, right?
:12:02
Well, I'm John Wintergreen,
Stockman Motors,
:12:05
and I have to write you up,
if you'll just be patient for one minute.
:12:08
- Just one minute.
- You're a joke, fella.
:12:10
I don't know what cracker barrel
you crawled out of,
:12:12
but I wish you'd crawl back in it.
:12:14
I'm going back over to L.A.,
and I'm gonna instruct my traffic man
:12:17
to tag every Arizona plate
that comes into that state, right?
:12:20
They're gonna give them
your badge number and your name.
:12:22
Then all them son of a bitches
are gonna come back here
:12:24
and climb your ass.
You got that, officer?
:12:31
- Can you sign that, please?
- Yeah.
:12:42
Have a nice day.