:10:03
Eat your Coney Island.
:10:06
You my pa?
:10:08
Course I ain't your pa.
I'll get you some relish.
:10:13
Coney Island ain't no good without relish.
:10:16
Look, I know how you feel. I lost my ma
and pa. I don't know where my sister is.
:10:22
I wish I could tell you I'm your pa,
but it just ain't like that.
:10:27
You met her in a bar!
:10:29
Just because a man meets a woman
in a bar don't mean he's your pa! Eat up!
:10:38
Then if you ain't my pa, I want my $200!
:10:43
I want my $200. I heard you
through the door, talking to that man.
:10:48
It's my money and I want it.
:10:51
- You hold on a second...
- I want my money. You took my $200!
:10:55
- Will you quiet down?
- I want my $200!
:10:58
- Hold on. Let me explain something.
- If you was my pa, that'd be different!
:11:03
- Well, I ain't! Get that out of your head.
- I look like that.
:11:07
You don't look any more like me
than you do that Coney Island! Eat it!
:11:12
- We got the same jaw.
- Lots of people do!
:11:14
- It's possible!
- It ain't!
:11:17
- Then I want my $200!
- All right!
:11:20
We got the same jaw. I know a woman
that looks like a bullfrog.
:11:24
- That don't mean she's its mother!
- You met my mom in a bar.
:11:27
You think everybody gets met in a bar
gets a baby?
:11:30
- It's possible.
- Anything is. Possible don't make it true.
:11:35
- Then I want my money!
- Will you quiet down?
:11:41
The trouble with you is
you got no appreciation.
:11:44
Maybe I did get a little money
from that man and you're entitled to that.
:11:49
I'm entitled to my share for getting it for
you. Where would you be without me?
:11:53
Think them folks would spend a penny to
send you east?
:11:56
Who got you a ticket?
Who got you a Coney Island?
:11:59
And threw in $20 extra, not to mention
85 cents for that telegram.