:17:02
We ended up out in the street,
and l was naked.
:17:08
That's a beauty.
:17:15
I really nailed him.
:17:18
He was kind of a nice guy, too.
It's a shame.
:17:24
You don't have to hit people.
Not if you make them laugh.
:17:28
Bullshit.
:17:30
Max, you know the story
of the scarecrow?
:17:34
No.
:17:35
You think crows are scared
of a scarecrow?
:17:38
Yeah, l think they're scared. Why?
:17:42
- No, crows are not scared, believe me.
- No, the goddamn crows are scared.
:17:46
No. Crows are laughing.
:17:51
- That's bullshit.
- That's right. Crows are laughing.
:17:56
Look, the farmer puts out
a scarecrow, right...
:17:59
with a funny hat on it. Got a funny face.
:18:03
Crows fly by. They see that,
strikes them funny, makes them laugh.
:18:07
The goddamn crows are laughing?
:18:09
That's right. They're laughing
their asses off. Then they say:
:18:12
"That old farmer Jones down there,
he's a pretty good guy.
:18:16
"He made us laugh.
So we won't bother him anymore."
:18:19
- The goddamn crows are laughing.
- They laugh.
:18:25
I gotta tell you something.
:18:30
That's the most harebrained idea
Ive ever heard.
:18:33
Well, it's true. Laughing their asses off.
:18:38
The crows are laughing at it?
:18:43
Yeah, man.
:18:45
- I guess the fish are reciting poetry.
- I guess so.
:18:49
And the pigs are playing banjo?
:18:52
And the dogs, let's see...
:18:54
the dogs would be playing hockey, right?
:18:58
- And the...
- Crows are laughing.