:29:01
Positions like that you don't see
in a pretzel factory.
:29:03
Now I gotta do my pee-pee
in the dark.
:29:06
She's gotta be a nympho
with positions like that.
:29:09
Hey, Serpico, how can you piss
at a time like this?
:29:12
Barto wants a specimen.
:29:15
I'm gonna look into this matter.
:29:21
- What do you got there?
- Here.
:29:24
Straight ahead.
:29:28
- Straight ahead where?
- Third window down.
:29:32
- I don't see anything over there.
- Let me see.
:29:37
She just pulled down the shade.
:29:41
- You gotta be some kind of jinx.
- That's right. Blame me.
:29:47
Hold it, Serpico.
What were you two doing?
:29:51
- What?
- In the shithouse in the dark!
:29:53
Were you goin' down on him?
:29:59
-What are you talking about?
-You gonna tell me you were peeping?
:30:02
You were sucking his cock,
weren't you?
:30:05
- What are you, crazy?
- I'll show you fuckin' crazy!
:30:08
Last week I found a pair of shorts
with semen on 'em!
:30:12
There!
:30:16
You actually accusing me of this?
:30:22
Good morning, Captain McClain.
I'm Officer Serpico.
:30:25
I was told I could
talk to you, sir.
:30:31
Certainly, son.
Come in.
:30:37
Lieutenant Steiger
won't make a report.
:30:39
He's too concerned with
the image of his department.
:30:43
But it-- it could affect
your future in the BCl.
:30:50
Sir, I tell you--
:30:52
Frankly,
I don't see any future there.
:30:55
It was bullshit about it being
a path toward being detective...
:30:59
because I've been there
two years now--