:10:04
Those are the charmed substances once
felt to contain life-preserving properties.
:10:09
You mean there was no deep fat?
:10:12
No steak or cream pies or hot fudge?
:10:15
Those were thought to be unhealthy... the
opposite of what we now know to be true.
:10:20
Incredible.
:10:22
Well, he wants to know where he is
and what's going on.
:10:27
I think it's time to tell him.
:11:04
I can't believe this.
:11:06
My doctor said I'd be up
and on my feet in five days.
:11:10
He was off by 199 years.
:11:12
I know it's hard, Miles, but try
to think of this as a miracle of science.
:11:16
To me, a miracle is I go in
for a minor operation,
:11:19
I come out the next day,
my rent isn't 2,000 months overdue.
:11:23
That's a miracle of science.
This is what I call a cosmic screwing.
:11:27
And where am I, anyhow? What happened
to everybody? Where are all my friends?
:11:32
Understand that everyone you knew in
the past has been dead nearly 200 years.
:11:36
But they all ate organic rice.
:11:38
You are now in the year 21 73.
:11:41
This is the central parallel
of the American Federation.
:11:45
This district is what you'd probably call
the southwestern United States.
:11:49
That was before
it was destroyed by the war.
:11:52
- War?
- Yes. Over a hundred years ago,
:11:55
a man named Albert Shanker
got a hold of a nuclear warhead.
:11:58
You will remain in hiding here
for two weeks while we run tests on you.