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For instance...
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Joseph Stalin. He was a communist.
I was not too crazy about him.
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He had a bad moustache,
a lot of bad habits.
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This is Bela Lugosi. He was the mayor
of New York for a while.
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You can see what it did to him there.
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This is... This is...
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Charles de Gaulle.
He was a very famous French chef.
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Had his own television show. Showed
you how to make soufflés and omelettes.
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This is Scott Fitzgerald over here.
A very romantic writer.
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Big with English majors, college girls,
nymphomaniacs. Very, well...
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This is Chiang Kai-shek,
who I was not too crazy about either.
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This is Billy Graham.
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Very big in the religion business.
He knew God personally.
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Got him his complete wardrobe.
Used to go out on double dates together.
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It was a big thing.
They were romantically linked.
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This is some girls burning a brassiere.
You notice it's a very small fire.
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This, I don't know what that is.
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That's a photograph of Norman Mailer,
who was a great writer.
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He donated his ego
to the Harvard Medical School for study.
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And this... this I can tell you already,
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this is a centrefold from a magazine
we used to call Playboy, which...
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These girls didn't exist in actual life.
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They were rubberised.
You had to blow 'em up.
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And you could spread ointment on them,
or anything else that you...
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I'll just take this and study it later
and give you a full report on it.
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And would you tell me exactly...
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what this is?
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Yes. This is...
You see, this is the chattering teeth.
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This, you would buy at a store and take it
to a party if you wanted to get big laughs.
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You'd put it down on the coffee table
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and you'd set it off and then...
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See how funny it is?
The teeth chatter. They're plastic.
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I am going, at this time, to give
to this television and radio audience...