:36:02
All you had in the car were these...
interstellar space cookies.
:36:06
Eat something. You'll feel better.
Just take a cracker.
:36:12
Will you shut up? For God's sakes,
put yourself in my position.
:36:17
I'm a clarinet player in 1973.
I go into the hospital for a lousy operation.
:36:21
I wake up 200 years later
and I'm Flash Gordon. Plus I'm a criminal.
:36:25
I never did anything wrong. I ran
a health-food store in Greenwich Village.
:36:30
Occasionally
a customer would get botulism.
:36:33
But that was very rare.
:36:35
Now, look, you have to help me.
You're the only person I know.
:36:38
I'm gonna take that gag off.
If you're gonna scream, scream.
:36:42
Nobody's gonna hear you.
:36:44
Go ahead, scream.
:36:46
I love it, I love it. Scream.
:36:51
Help! Help me!
:36:57
Shut up or I'll bring this rock down
on your head so hard
:37:00
that a substance resembling guacamole
will come out of your ears.
:37:04
- What do you want with me?
- Help me reach the underground.
:37:07
I'm not helping any alien.
We don't want your crazy ideas.
:37:10
Go back to Greenberg's Village.
:37:12
Greenwich Village.
Not Greenberg's Village.
:37:15
And that was 200 years ago.
I can't go back.
:37:17
You're sick. You have to give yourself up.
:37:20
They won't hurt you.
They'll restructure your brain.
:37:23
Oh, no. Nobody touches my brain.
They may drop it.
:37:26
Then I'd talk like I'd been hit by lightning.
:37:28
Please! I wanna go home.
I'm getting a headache. I'm hungry.
:37:31
I haven't had a stress pill
or a bath in seven hours.
:37:34
I'm not accustomed to this. I need my orb.
:37:38
I wanna relax. Look at me.
Look at me. I'm shaking.
:37:42
- You'd be great on a camping trip.
- I order you to take me home.
:37:45
They'll be out looking for me.
You've abducted a very important person.
:37:49
I am a renowned poet. I sell 20 to 30
poems a week, plus greeting cards.
:37:55
- How far is the Western District?
- It'd take days, and that's with a vehicle.