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:33:02
Shall I let him in?
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- You may come in now, sir.
- Thank you, nurse.

:33:08
Hey, Miriam.
Here, I brought you some candy...

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for your...
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I tried to get here sooner,
but I was too busy.

:33:18
For somebody who tried
to kill himself, you look terrific.

:33:22
That was what happened in the car,
wasn't it?

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Well, when they called I said:
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"Miriam? Tried to knock herself off?
Ridiculous.

:33:31
"She was probably just fooling around
like old times." Right? Right!

:33:35
Here, let me give you a hand with that.
There you go. Right there.

:33:38
I guess what happened on the stage
was the reason for your...

:33:42
you-know-what attempt. But don't feel bad.
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I mean, you were just miscast.
:33:48
They should have gotten
somebody good-looking...

:33:52
like Elizabeth Taylor.
:33:56
Miriam, good always comes out of bad.
:33:59
I didn't realize until the accident
how much you mean to me.

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I mean, we have known each other
all our lives...

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and I think it's time I told you
what was in my heart.

:34:13
Miriam, give up.
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You have got to realize
that you are a very plain girl.

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And you've got to accept that
once and for all.

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You know what I mean?
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I got something very interesting to tell you.
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Miriam...
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I am getting married.
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I met this girl at a plumbers' convention.
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And it's our plan that we are going
to tie the knot in the next four weeks.

:34:37
You're going to love her.
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She is beautiful, talented,
and a terrific little bowler. Terrific.

:34:43
I know that our parents always hoped
that, someday, that we'd get married.

:34:47
But we both realize
how ridiculous that is, right?

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Anyway, we want you
to be our maid of honor.

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That's if you can ever walk again.
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Well, I'd better get going.

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