Animals Are Beautiful People
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...so apparently, Mother Nature
has played a nasty trick on him.

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But to make up for it,
she painted phony teeth on his lips...

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...and she taught him to put up
such an act of ferocity...

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...that he can even intimidate an elephant.
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That intricate winding movement
makes him look twice his size...

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...and lets his scales make
an angry rasping sound as they rub together.

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He pretends to strike viciously,
but he has to make sure he misses...

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...otherwise his enemy will find out
that he has no teeth.

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But his act is so good
that no one ever calls his bluff...

:30:34
...and everyone believes
he's very dangerous.

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A baboon will eat every creepy-crawly
thing he can find under rocks...

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...but if he should come across
an egg-eater snake...

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...he'll fall down in a dead faint.
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And would you believe it, he looks
under the same rock and faints again.

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Sometimes he's sorry he got married,
because she's always cleaning house.

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He wants a girlfriend,
and that's his way of advertising.

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He knows if there's a lady tapping beetle
within half a mile...

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...she'll hear him and answer back.
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So all day and all night,
he taps and listens, taps and listens...

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...because tapping beetles
are scarce here...

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...and he has a long
and lonely quest ahead of him.

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The backfiring beetle doesn't use his rear
end for tapping. He uses it to defend himself.


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