:19:02
What the hell are you worried about?
:19:04
This is 1874.
You'll be able to sue her.
:19:18
All right, help me in with this.
:19:20
Just, ah, think of your secretary.
:19:22
Ah, that was a very good suggestion.
:19:25
Okay, is that it? Anything else?
:19:28
Just this urgent telegram
from Rock Ridge.
:19:30
It arrived last Friday.
:19:33
Read it, read it.
:19:35
"Sheriff murdered. Church meeting
bombed. Reign of terror must cease.
:19:39
"Send new sheriff immediately. "
:19:41
Holy underwear!
:19:43
Sheriff murdered. Innocent women
and children blown to bits!
:19:47
We've got to protect our
phony-baloney jobs, gentlemen.
:19:49
We must do something about this
immediately, immediately, immediately!
:19:56
I didn't get a "hrumph" out of that guy!
:19:57
Give the governor a "hrumph. "
:19:59
You watch your ass.
:20:01
Gentlemen, please, rest your sphincters.
:20:03
Well put.
:20:05
As Attorney General, I can assure you...
:20:08
...that a suitable sheriff will be found
to restore the peace in Rock Ridge.
:20:11
Meeting is adjourned.
:20:13
Oh, I am sorry, sir. I didn't mean
to overstep my bounds. You say that.
:20:16
What?
:20:17
- Meeting is adjourned.
- It is?
:20:19
No. You say that, governor.
:20:21
- What?
- Meeting is adjourned.
:20:22
It is?
:20:23
Here, play around with this for a while.
They are sweeping the country.
:20:27
Why don't you give these out
to some of the boys...
:20:29
...in lieu of pay? Here you go.
:20:33
And one for Miss Stein,
my beloved secretary.
:20:36
Play with these, boys,
in lieu of the other things.
:20:40
This friggin' thing is warped.
:20:44
Why do I always get a warped one?
:20:48
A sheriff! But law and order
is the last thing I want.
:20:54
Wait a minute. Maybe I could
turn this thing to my advantage.