Blazing Saddles
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:32:07
A man drinks like that and doesn't eat,
he is going to die.

:32:14
When?
:32:18
What's your name?
:32:19
Well, my name is Jim,
but most people call me...

:32:25
...Jim.
:32:29
Okay, Jim, since you are my
guest and I am your host...

:32:33
...what is your pleasure?
What do you like to do?

:32:36
Oh, I don't know. Play chess...
:32:41
...screw.
:32:43
Well, let's play chess.
:32:48
Checkmate.
:32:52
Checkmate.
:32:53
Why, you devious son-of-a-bitch!
:32:57
Happy days!
:33:07
Man, why do you do that to yourself?
:33:10
Oh, you don't really want to know that.
:33:13
I do, I do!
:33:14
Well, if you must pry.
:33:16
I must, I must!
:33:19
I don't know if you ever
heard of me before, but...

:33:22
...I used to be called the Waco Kid.
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The Waco Kid. He had the
fastest hands in the West!

:33:33
In the world!
:33:35
Well, if you're the Kid,
then show me something.

:33:39
Maybe a couple of years ago I could
have shown you something, but today...

:33:46
...look at that.
:33:47
Steady as a rock.
:33:49
Yes, but I shoot with this hand.
:33:52
See, I knew you weren't the Waco Kid.
You were just pulling my lariat.


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