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Men, you are about to embark
on a great crusade...
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...to stamp out runaway
decency in the West.
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Now you will only
be risking your lives...
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...whilst I will be risking an almost
certain Academy Award nomination...
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...for Best Supporting Actor.
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Now raise your right
hand for the pledge.
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Right!
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And repeat after me. I...
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...your name...
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...your name...
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Schmucks!
... pledge allegiance...
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...pledge allegiance...
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...to Hedley Lamarr...
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...to Hedy Lamarr...
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That's Hedley!
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...that's Hedley...
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...and to the evil...
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...and to the evil...
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...for which he stands!
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...for which he stands!
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Now go do that voodoo
that you do so well!
1:15:16
Hold the happiness. We are in trouble.
1:15:20
Yep! We forgot one little detail.
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Nothing is missing. Everything is here,
down to the last hitching post.
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People. There are no people.
1:15:29
Now don't panic. Don't panic.
1:15:32
We just made a perfect copy
of Rock Ridge.
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Now all we've got to do is make
perfect copies of ourselves.
1:15:40
But they'll be here in half an hour.
1:15:42
Right, so we've got to
start working fast.
1:15:45
You men start working on the dummies.
Jim and Mongo, come with me.
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I've got an idea that will
slow them down to a crawl.
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All right, let's go!