:20:03
They only let, well, you know,
special girls in.
:20:07
You have to audition
to even get your hair done.
:20:09
And there's this guy
that does hair there.
:20:13
I'd suck the socks
off him in a minute.
:20:17
Yeah, Gator's his name,
and you know what?
:20:19
He lives right next-door.
:20:21
Wonder what his story is.
:20:23
Maybe he's a...
:20:24
Shelly Chaser.
:20:31
Aunt lda. Aunt lda.
:20:34
You really like it?
:20:35
Yeah. All right, Aunt lda.
:20:37
Aunt lda! Aunt lda, all right.
:20:41
Don't you look sweet.
:20:45
Yeah! Aunt lda.
:20:47
Yeah! All right, Aunt lda.
Don't you look hot today?
:20:51
Why, thank ya, honey.
:20:53
I feel more...
:20:57
...more comfortable.
:20:59
Pour me a drink, would ya?
:21:01
Sure, Aunt lda.
:21:03
What would you like?
:21:04
Sherry.
:21:06
Have you met
any nice boys in the salon?
:21:10
They're all pretty nice.
:21:11
I mean any nice queer boys.
:21:14
Do you fool with any of 'em?
:21:15
Aunt lda, you know I dig women.
:21:18
Aw, don't tell me that.
:21:20
Christ, let's not
go through this again.
:21:22
All those beauticians, and you
don't have any boy dates?
:21:25
I don't want any boy dates.
:21:27
Oh, honey, I'd be so happy
if you'd turn nellie.
:21:30
There ain't no way.
I'm straight.
:21:32
I mean, I like
a lot of queers...
:21:34
but I don't dig
their equipment, you know?
:21:36
I like women.
:21:37
But you could change.
:21:39
Queers are just better.
:21:40
I'd be so proud
if you was a fag...
:21:43
and had a nice
beautician boyfriend.
:21:45
I'd never have to worry.
:21:47
There ain't nothin'
to worry about.
:21:50
I worry that you'll work
in an office, have children...
:21:54
celebrate wedding anniversaries.
:21:57
The world of heterosexual
is a sick and boring life.