:11:04
My mother's a comic,
and l got out of the service
:11:07
and l changed my name, you know.
:11:10
- What's your real name?
- Leonard Alfred Schneider.
:11:15
- Well, why did you change it?
- Too Jewish.
:11:19
(giggles) l like the name Bruce.
:11:22
You know, Bruce sounds like
the captain of a football team.
:11:25
That's why l changed it, but the first guy
l met whose name was Bruce
:11:30
- tried to kiss me.
- (giggles)
:11:33
418, please.
:11:36
What hotel are you at?
:11:37
Uh... 621 , please.
:11:41
(giggling) Here? You're kidding.
:11:43
No.
:11:49
- Well?
- Well?
:11:52
(phone)
:11:56
- (Lenny) Aren't you gonna answer it?
- (Honey) Why?
:12:05
How do you people really feel
about ''doing it''?
:12:09
lsn't that about the dirtiest thing
we could do to each other?
:12:15
lt's really not nice ''doing it''.
:12:18
What's the worst thing you can
say to anybody? ''Fuck you!''
:12:21
That's really weird, because
if l wanted to hurt you, l should say
:12:24
''Unfuck you.''
:12:26
Because ''fuck you'' is really nice, man.
:12:31
''Hello, Ma, it's me. Yeah, l just
got back. Aw, fuck you, Ma!''
:12:36
''Sure l mean it. ls Pop there?''
:12:39
''Aw, Pop, my Pop.
Aw, fuck you, too, Pop!''
:12:51
What?
:12:56
l can't believe it. l just cannot believe it.