:23:01
- Feh!
- That's a small ''Feh''.
:23:02
Would you like to hear a loud ''Feh''?
l went up to her...
:23:05
- Feh! Feh!
- That's loud. Can l show Sophie?
:23:08
Sophie! Sophie's her best friend.
Sophie! Mema.
:23:12
Sophie! This is the way l met my wife!
:23:14
Mema doesn't like it. l don't understand.
:23:16
Mema, you used to...
you used to kiss it when l was little.
:23:20
Oh, Lenny, she's a terrific girl.
:23:23
There's no bigger test
of how hip you really are
:23:26
than when your girlfriend
becomes your wife.
:23:29
Wow. That's a new one. Why?
:23:34
You're walking around
with your jugs and pupik sticking out,
:23:37
and guys are sitting out there
watching you with newspapers
:23:40
and hats in their laps.
:23:43
(giggling) You're jealous!
:23:46
Oh, l like that. l like that.
:23:48
So l... l thought maybe
we could work something out
:23:52
that we could do together.
:23:55
- What, a double act?
- Yeah.
:23:58
Dig what l mean.
Like, you talk to the average guy, man.
:24:01
''Hey, look at that chick over there.
l mean, isn't that a pretty chick?''
:24:05
''Oh, yeah, she's beautiful.''
:24:08
''She's got a real pretty face,
and nutty jugs.'' (chuckles)
:24:13
- ''You'd marry a woman like that?''
- ''Yeah, are you kidding me?''
:24:17
- ''And let your wife dress that way?''
- ''No. l'd knock her right on her ass.''
:24:24
''Well, what made you dig her?''
:24:26
''Well, you know,
her jugs were sticking out.''
:24:29
- ''She can't dress that way now?''
- ''No, you crazy? That's my wife.''
:24:34
Well, l'll have to cancel some of my, uh...
:24:39
Forget it.
:24:42
(giggling)
:24:46
OK, Daddy. A double act, OK?
:24:50
That's where the conflict starts.
We all want for a wife
:24:54
a combination Sunday school teacher,
and $500-a-night hooker.