:28:01
Go get 'em. Go get 'em.
:28:03
Sherman Hart, ladies and gentlemen.
:28:05
You're wonderful! You're super.
Thank you. Go get 'em, kid.
:28:11
You know, folks, just to digress
for a second, l know that...
:28:15
l'm new at this business and l've got
a lot to learn, but thanks to Sherman,
:28:20
l realise l made a mistake
out here the other night.
:28:24
And if l offended any of you,
:28:27
l'd really like to apologise.
:28:31
So, by way of making it up to you,
:28:33
l, uh...
:28:37
l think l'm gonna piss on you.
:28:38
(angry murmurs)
:28:42
- Why?
- Look, l just wanna get outta here.
:28:46
Why would you do such a terrible
thing on the High Holiday weekend?
:28:50
Everybody's going to be
warned about you!
:28:52
You won't work another club, room,
anything! You're finished!
:28:56
- Finished in show business!
- Oh, no, no, no. Not that! Not that!
:29:02
OK, you'll see! You've got
a rough road ahead of you, sonny!
:29:06
Especially with your dirty mouth
and your no-talent wife!
:29:19
Come here, Jack.
:29:20
Not one Puerto Rican in your kitchen
hasn't schtupped your wife.
:29:24
Thanks for everything.
What does he know about talent?
:29:29
OK, what is dirty? And what is clean?
:29:33
Now, if l had to make a choice, man,
:29:35
l would rather my kid watches
a stag movie than a clean movie,
:29:40
like King of Kings.
:29:42
Why? Because King of Kings
is full of killing,
:29:44
and l don't want my kid to kill Christ
when he comes back.
:29:48
That's what happens in that.
:29:50
Tell me about a stag movie where
anybody gets punched or killed.
:29:54
lf you're lucky, you might
see someone get tied up
:29:57
or tapped lightly with a Hickok belt,