:47:04
l finally got one.
:47:13
Right.
:47:17
(imitates baby sounds)
:47:22
Kitty, Mama's sorry she's late.
She knows Daddy's mad.
:47:27
Mr Bruce? Mr Bruce? Your order ready.
:47:37
- How much?
- $2.75.
:47:39
Where Missis? She's the prettiest
girl l ever see. She sick?
:47:44
Here the fortune cookie, and say
''hello'' to her. She a wonderful wife.
:47:48
- We're divorced.
- You're better off.
:47:51
lt's really hard when you break up
with your old lady.
:47:54
At first you think ''That's groovy.
Screw her, l'll really swing, man.''
:47:59
But the kind of chicks you meet when
you're divorced are divorced chicks!
:48:03
They all have that six-year-old kid.
He's like a prop from central casting.
:48:08
But if they don't have that kid,
they have that French poodle
:48:13
that has to be allowed
in the bedroom all the time.
:48:16
ln fact, he's on the bed
when you're trying to do it, man.
:48:19
''What is the function of this dog?''
:48:21
''He's looking at us.
He just wants to watch.''
:48:24
''Wants to watch?
l'm not an exhibitionist! l...''
:48:28
''You get outta here, you pervert.''
:48:32
The sick red eyes, man.
Tap dancing on the linoleum floor.
:48:37
l mean... that pink thing
sticking out of him.
:48:41
lt's like a lipstick, right?
:48:43
No, if you've been married for five
years and it goes into the shithouse,
:48:47
then you're gonna spend
a lot of time throwing up.
:48:50
And when it's over, about the only
satisfaction you can have is to get even.
:48:56
Get even with that chick, man.
Get that kid. Get even. l got the kid.