1:04:02
True. And people say you feel
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a certain obligation to speak out
on subjects that would not normally...
1:04:08
No, no, no. That's not it at all.
l'm just trying to make a buck.
1:04:12
Oh, that's nice.
1:04:16
- You want some yoghurt?
- No, thank you.
1:04:18
- lt's good for you. lt's healthy.
- Well, that's good.
1:04:22
l really dig being up there. lt's like l want
to recite a poem in front of everybody.
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lt's like you stand up
and everybody listens to you.
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Your mother, your father.
They finally listen to you, man.
1:04:33
And they don't chase you outta the room.
1:04:36
- (knocking)
- Yeah, come in.
1:04:38
Hi. Oh, this is Artie Silver,
my manager.
1:04:42
This is... Sorry, l forgot your name again.
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- John Santi.
- Mr Santi writes for Time magazine.
1:04:51
- Oh. Very good.
- Uh-huh.
1:04:57
Well, usually l don't like doing interviews,
1:05:01
but... l find you very interesting.
1:05:04
''Sick comic Lenny Bruce
1:05:07
whose jokes about the President...''
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
1:05:11
You know what's sick?
1:05:14
Zsa Zsa Gabor will get $60,000 a week
1:05:18
in Las Vegas, Nevada.
1:05:21
And schoolteacher salaries in that
state, top salary is $6,000 a year.
1:05:26
Now, that's really sick!
1:05:28
And that's the kind of ''sick''
l wish they would have written about.
1:05:34
Or the fact that married guys have
to jack off more than anybody else!
1:05:38
lt's true, and it's weird.
1:05:40
All over the country, thousands
of guys are lying on bathroom floors
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whacking it off to Miss December!
1:05:47
Because the wife don't
want to touch it any more.
1:05:49
You can't stop masturbating gradually.
You got to do it cold jerky.
1:05:53
What's Time gonna say about that?
1:05:56
All right, how about
some more sick material, huh?