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blah-blah-blah?
1:15:06
Don't be shy, you can raise
your hands. Well, that's cool.
1:15:10
Now let's get really honest. You, sir,
have you ever had your blah blahed?
1:15:17
Hm? lt's either yes or no.
There's no two ways about it!
1:15:21
OK, how many men in this room
have ever had their blah blahed?
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Raise your hands.
1:15:30
Oh, come on, officers.
Now you're under oath.
1:15:33
All right, keep your hands raised.
How many men in this room
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have ever blahed a blah? Phew, man.
Somebody's not telling the truth.
1:15:43
OK, ma'am, tell me,
have you ever blahed a blah?
1:15:47
The officers couldn't see it, but she
went like this, and he went like this.
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This time the whole audience
gets schlepped away, right?
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This is the dirtiest show
l've ever done in my life!
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This is really filth!
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Now if there is anyone who has not
found this obscene, you're full of blah,
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and l hope you never get your
blah blahed again! That's my show.
1:16:13
Thank you and good night!
1:16:22
Andy Hardy's father found me guilty.
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One year in jail, and $1 ,000 fine.
1:16:28
Phew. So you know what we did?
We made a motion for a trial de novo.
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We wanted a jury trial, figuring that
1 2 average members of the community
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could better determine what was
obscene, as opposed to one judge.
1:16:40
Here is a guy that never
got past the ninth grade.
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At the age of 36, he turns around,
he decides to become a lawyer.
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And, l mean,
he drove his friends nuts with it.
1:16:51
Collecting old law books, case numbers,
newspaper clippings, you name it.
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And tape. He started taping everything!
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He spent $63,000 for tape recordings,