:18:01
- Ciccio! Did you buy the Turin papers?
- Yes, sir!
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Bring them.
:18:10
Here, sir.
:18:13
Do you need anything else?
:18:14
How will I read them?
:18:17
Ah, right.
:18:19
Youre a student, you can read, right?
:18:21
Of course. What should I read?
:18:22
Neither sports nor socials.
:18:24
Politics, then.
:18:25
Dont talk bullshit.
Is my hair messed up? No, sir!
:18:29
Politics has got
nothing to do with me.
:18:31
Can they guarantee me
the end of the world?
:18:35
The personals are the funniest.
:18:38
Read the matrimonial ones
:18:40
on the last page.
:18:49
Get on, attack!
:18:52
Tall, 39 years old,
from the north, sports type
:18:54
is looking for a southern bank clerk,
must love children, catholic.
:18:59
Straightforward with all the defects!
:19:01
Single, good education,
would marry young lady
:19:04
aged 30-40, nice and frigid.
:19:09
I told you they were funny.
:19:12
Heres one:
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56-year-old, ugly,
would marry serious gentleman
:19:18
able to appreciate virginity.
:19:20
And another: Skull with
lower jaw for sale.
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Call at dinner time.
:19:28
Thats enough.
:19:30
Go to sleep,
I have to take off my arm.
:19:33
If only I could take my head off
:19:38
Can I help you?
:19:40
Dont be ridiculous!
:19:43
I dont need assistance!
:19:45
Go hit the sack!
:19:47
And dont run off.
:19:49
If you go out
:19:50
Ill have you arrested!
:19:54
Yes, sir.
:19:55
Wake up time is 8 a.m.!
:19:56
Good night, sir.
:19:58
And dont masturbate.