The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat
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:09:00
Is that all
you're good for, Fritz?

:09:03
That's some kick, huh?
:09:07
You know the most interesting
thing about smoking?

:09:10
It causes
excessive perspiration...

:09:12
and a person has to take
off all his clothes.

:09:14
Otherwise, he can drown
to death in his own juices.

:09:24
Now, this activity
is like artificial respiration.

:09:29
Smoke some more of this shit.
Fuck them.

:09:33
If I get up in this pad,
I got the downstairs--

:09:36
-Hold it in.
-I'll knock it out.

:09:38
You'd knock it out, you'd what?
:09:40
I love my brother's friends.
:09:45
Man, he ought to put a bag
over that ugly bitch's head.

:09:48
Stick her head
in the couch, man.

:09:50
Before I stick
my thing in her...

:09:52
-Look at them fuck.
-Man, hold up.

:09:55
Makes me kind of horny, man.
:09:57
-Yeah.
-Let's rob.

:09:58
Duck, man. There's a car
coming up the driveway.

:10:01
I bet it's her old man.
:10:06
Is this good for the liver?
:10:10
Oh, Fritz. That's good!
:10:13
Chita!
:10:14
That's the ugliest motherfucker.
:10:16
Daddy!
:10:17
Look at
that snaggle-toothed...

:10:18
big, greasy, fucking nasty pig.
:10:21
Gee, pops, maybe I should
go get the papers, huh?

:10:23
Papers?! Why, you, you!
Little son of a bitch.

:10:27
What do you want, pops,
News or the Times?

:10:29
Pink commie bastard!
:10:34
Shit.
:10:35
I guess you killed him,
right in the ass.

:10:38
I guess we can't
rob this pad today, huh?

:10:40
We'll come back tomorrow.
:10:43
My sister was once
in psychoanalysis.

:10:46
She says you're a boy
who would fuck his mother.

:10:48
And what have you
done for Ralphie?

:10:50
Other than to teach him
how to masturbate?

:10:52
And left-handed, no less.

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