:13:01
and those creeps
started to hit on me...
:13:02
about receiving public
assistance for over a year...
:13:05
and here was my last--
Are you OK?
:13:09
It's my last check and all...
:13:11
and I had failed
to find employment again.
:13:12
It's just too much bullshit,
so I split.
:13:15
It doesn't pay
to hit the big time.
:13:16
-No.
-Yeah.
:13:28
Oh, wow.
:13:34
Well, you got any plans, son?
:13:37
Oh, yeah.
I figured I'd settle down here.
:13:39
Get away from
all the zipper-heads uptown.
:13:41
Not get involved with all
the extemporaneous bullshit.
:13:44
And, hey, by the way,
what's your name?
:13:46
Oh, I'm God.
:13:49
Wow, man, that is heavy.
:13:51
You're really God, huh?
No shit?
:14:01
You OK?
:14:03
I've been God for about
three and a half years now.
:14:08
A lot of responsibility,
you know.
:14:16
I'll bet.
:14:17
Also, I'm black belt karate.
:14:20
No shit?
Wow, this really blows my mind.
:14:22
Me, I'm standing here
rapping with God.
:14:24
Far out!
:14:26
You want to be my assistant?
:14:28
Well...
:14:29
I might be forced
to give up my job.
:14:35
I can't keep busting my ass
this here way.
:14:39
Anyway, I've been into some
heavy gear in one of my lives.
:14:43
I got nine of them, pal.
:14:44
I got hung up with
the weirdest dude one time...
:14:47
you could ever imagine.
:14:51
This guy I'm thinking of
was really psycho...
:14:53
you wouldn't believe it.