The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat
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that New Africa make
a federation with Cuba...

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China, Africa,
and Northern lreland.

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I never did trust a nigger.
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But you voted in favor
of giving them New Jersey.

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The final solution
to the schwartzen problem...

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you said.
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And we get rid
of the Puerto Ricans...

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and you can't get
a decent shoeshine...

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in the whole of America.
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I haven't seen a decent
football game in ten years.

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Honduras beat us
in the Olympics.

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You know what that means?
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We have a whole country
full of niggers--

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angry niggers, right across
the river from New York.

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They could fart
and destroy Washington.

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All we have to do...
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is keep President
Supreme Jackson in office.

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Come in.
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Mr. President,
I'm from the messenger service.

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It's about time.
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Now, deliver this
to President Supreme Jackson.

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In New Jersey?
I mean, New Africa?

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Well, that's where he is.
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But I heard these crows don't
let whites in their country.

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How long have you been...
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with the Red Arrow
delivery service?

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Today's my first day.
I used to be on welfare.

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Go to the motor pool
and get a car and a pass.

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Yes, sir.
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Remember, this is important...
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to our national security,
so don't fail.

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I won't fail, sir.
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Please.
Stop kissing my hand.

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-Yes, sir.
-And touching my palms.

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Can I help you?
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I want to see
the man in charge.

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I'm in charge here.
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I came to get a car
and a pass into New Africa.

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OK, I'll get you a car
and a pass to Niggerville.

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This is a rotary engine Mazda.
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Them niggers will steal
anything they can.

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No sense in risking a new car
to go over there.

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We ain't got anybody
to wash 'em up no more.

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Here you go.
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Thanks.
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Come here.
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If you're going to New Africa...
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I got a wife and kid over there.

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