A Boy and His Dog
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1:10:00
Better be nice, boy.
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I hope all your stinking kids are harelips.
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Michael?
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All right.
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Better behave, son.
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Along with many other organisms...
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somehow managed to stay alive up above
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You have been studied, observed
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Unobtrusively, of course.
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Living habits, common sense
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tenacity
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physical prowess
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Out of the many
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You have been chosen
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Led down here by...
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Quilla June
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to be the recipient
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of an honor
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Now she's a scumbag!
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Watch your foul mouth, boy.
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When anybody on the committee speaks
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You just keep still and listen.
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Hey, how would like to have a rifle rammed up your butt.
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Michael!
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All right, all right
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You show respect, boy.
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As I was saying
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to be the recipient of an honor
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that occurs but once
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in several decades.
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Now Mez...
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let me have the original elders proclamation, will you.
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The fruit of your loins will enable the
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productive citizenry of Topeka to overcome metabolic
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changes resulting from months of subterranean living.
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allow it to keeps its leadership in the drive through to make this
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in God's own image.
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See, we've been underground too long.
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Our woman can't get pregnant.
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Every once and awhile we need new blood.
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We, need a new man.
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announcer: We are never so happy, nor unhappy..
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..a man...
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announcer: ...as we imagined...
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announcer: Another helpful hint for living, from the committee's..
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..special kind of man...
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[laughs] Hahaha, you mean you want me to knock you broads?

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