Barry Lyndon

Hey, lad! Lad!
Can I have a new beaker?
This one is full of grease.

Covered in grease! Give the gentleman
a towel and a basin of turtle soup.

If you want to vex him,
ask him about his wife...

...the washerwoman, who beats him.
Mr. Toole, is it a towel
of your wife's washing?

They say she wipes your face
often with one.

Ask him why he wouldn't see her
yesterday when she came here.

Mr. Toole, why did you hide
when Mrs. Toole came to visit you?

Afraid of getting your ears boxed?
Gentlemen, you may fight it out
with fists if you choose.

We'll form a square for that purpose.