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Goddamn.
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When I was a kid, I never drank
because I thought it was a sin,...
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..because of the nuns and everything.
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- Are you Catholic?
- Retired.
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Retired?!
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Retired, huh? You just
turned in your papers and...
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Do you get a pension?
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Oh, shit.
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Ahhhh...
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Well, besides all that...
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You didn't imagine me, did you?
But besides all that...
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When I was a... um...
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..a kid, you know, with the nuns
and the confessions and all that,...
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..I was a ballpayer... ballplayer.
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I was a ballplayer!
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Baseball player.
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Yeah. You know,
I had a tryout with the Yankees.
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- You know what the Yankees are?
- Yes. As in "Yankee go home."
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Yeah. No!
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No, uh...
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Uh...
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No, the Yankee baseball... baseball team.
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Yeah, I had a tryout with them and...
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..they sent me down to the... the minors.
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And the poblem...
poblem... problem was that...
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..there was a fuckin' kid there, and he was...
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..the fastest bastard, he was fuckin' fast.