1:07:00
And he... he played shortstop
at the time, and he...
1:07:08
He could hit the ball a fuckin' ton.
1:07:11
A fuckin' ton!
1:07:15
- You know what "fuck" means?
- Yeah.
1:07:17
Yeah.
1:07:20
Well, I was in spring training...
1:07:24
..and I saw this kid,...
1:07:26
..and I just immediately took the test for cops.
1:07:33
That kid was Mickey Mantle.
1:07:43
You know who Mickey Mantle was?
1:07:45
- You fuckhead.
- No, I can't say that I know.
1:07:51
You don't know
who Mickey Mantle was? Huh?
1:07:55
How about Willie Mays?
1:07:57
Say hey! Willie Mays!
The mighty Willie Mays. See?
1:08:05
No.
1:08:10
Max Lanier. A Frog.
1:08:16
Jean Kiley. You remember Jean Kiley?
1:08:20
- Gene Kelly?
- Gene... Not Gene Kelly.
1:08:24
Jean Kiley, the fuckin' skier.
1:08:27
Oh. You mean Jean-Claude Killy.
1:08:30
That's what I said! Yes. Fuck, yeah.
1:08:34
Good athlete.
1:08:39
Well, and... Whitey Ford. Goddamn.
You know who Whitey Ford was?
1:08:45
Oh... shit. He was a dandy little southpaw.
1:08:49
That's what we called him.
He was a dandy little southpaw.
1:08:53
- Southpaw?
- Yeah. He was a lefty.
1:08:57
- You mean a communist?
- No, he was a Republican.