Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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:09:12
- Old woman !
- Man !

:09:14
Man. Sorry.
What knight lives in that castle there?

:09:17
- I'm 37.
- What?

:09:20
I'm 37. I'm not old.
:09:22
- I can't just call you "man."
- You could say "Dennis."

:09:26
- I didn't know you were called Dennis.
- You didn't bother to find out.

:09:29
I said "Sorry" about the old woman,
but from behind, you looked--

:09:31
What I object to is that you
automatically treat me like an interior.

:09:35
- I am king.
- Oh, king. Very nice.

:09:38
And how'd you get that?
By expIoiting the workers.

:09:42
By hanging on to
outdated imperialist dogma...

:09:44
which perpetuates the economic
and social differences in our society.

:09:48
- If there's ever going to be progress--
- There's lovely filth down here.

:09:53
- How do you do?
- How do you do, good lady?

:09:56
I'm Arthur, king of the Britons.
Whose castle is that?

:09:59
- King of who?
- The Britons.

:10:01
-Who are the Britons?
-We are all Britons, and I am your king.

:10:06
I didn't know we had a king. I thought
we were an autonomous collective.

:10:10
You're tooling yourself.
We're living in a dictatorship.

:10:13
A self-perpetuating autocracy
in which the working classes--

:10:16
There you go bringing class
into it again.

:10:19
That's what it's all about.
:10:21
Please, good people. I am in haste.
Who lives in that castle?

:10:25
No one lives there.
:10:27
- Then who is your lord?
- We don't have a lord.

:10:30
What?
:10:31
We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune.
:10:34
We take turns to act as sort of
an executive officer for the week.

:10:38
But alI the decisions
of that officer have to be ratified...

:10:41
at a special biweekly meeting...
:10:43
by a simple majority
in the case of internal atfairs.

:10:46
- But by 2/3rd's majority--
- Be quiet!

:10:49
- I order you to be quiet!
- Order? Who does he think he is?

:10:53
- I am your king.
- I didn't vote for you.

:10:56
- You don't vote for kings.
- How'd you become king, then?


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