Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Here in Anthrax we have one punishment
for lighting the grail-shaped beacon.

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You must tie her down on a bed
and spank her.

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A spanking!
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Spank her well, and atter you have
spanked her, deal with her as you like.

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- Then spank me.
- And me.

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Yes. Give us all a good spanking.
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And atter the spanking,
the oral sex.

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I could stay a bit longer.
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- Sir Galahad!
- HelIo.

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Quick! Quick!
You're in great peril!

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- No, he isn't!
- Silence, foul temptress!

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- She's got the point.
- We will cover your escape.

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I'm fine!
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- I can tackle this lot single-handed.
- Let him tackle us singled-handed.

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- No, Sir Galahad. Come.
- I can handle this lot easily.

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Let him handle us easiIy.
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Wait. I can defeat them.
There's only 150 of them.

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Yes! He'Il beat us easily!
We haven't a chance.

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Oh, shit!
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- You were in great peril.
- I don't think I was.

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- You were in terrible peril.
- Let me go back in and face the peril.

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- It's too perilous.
- My duty is to sample peril.

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- We've got to find the Holy Grail.
- Let me have a bit of peril.

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- No. It's unhealthy.
- I bet you're gay.

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I am not.
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"'Sir Lancelot had saved Sir Galahad
from almost certain temptation. "

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But they were no nearer the Grail.
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Meanwhile,
King Arthur and Sir Bedevere...

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not more than a swallow's flight away
had discovered something.

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That's an unladen swallow's flight,
obviously.

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They were more than two laden
swallows' flights away.

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four if they had a coconut on a line
between them. If the birds walked--

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Get on with it!
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Anyway, on to scene 24,
a smashing scene with lovely acting...

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in which Arthur discovers
a vital clue...


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