Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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1:24:01
Almighty God, we thank Thee...
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that Thou has brought sate to us
the most Holy--

1:24:09
Jesus Christ!
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Hello, dafty English "kniggits"...
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and Monsieur Arthur King
who has the brain of a duck.

1:24:18
So we French fellows
outwit you a second time.

1:24:21
How dare you profane this place
with your presence!

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I command you, in the name
of the Knights of Camelot...

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to open the doors
of this sacred castle...

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to which God HimseIf has guided us!
1:24:35
How you EngIish say,
I one more time...

1:24:38
unclog my nose in your direction,
sons of a window dresser.

1:24:42
So you think you could
out-clever us French folk...

1:24:45
with your silIy knees-bent,
running-about advancing behavior!

1:24:48
I wave my private parts
at your aunties...

1:24:51
you cheesy lot of secondhand
electric-donkey bottom biters!

1:24:56
In the name of the Lord...
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we demand entrance
to this sacred castle!

1:25:02
No chance, English bed-wetting types.
1:25:05
I burst my pimples at you and call
your door-opening request a silly thing.

1:25:10
You tiny-brained wipers
of other people's bottoms!

1:25:13
If you do not open this door,
we shall take this castle by force.

1:25:19
In the name of God
and the glory of our--

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Right! That settles it!
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Yes! Depart at this time
and cut the approaching...

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or we fire arrows into your heads and
make castanets out of your testicles.

1:25:34
Walk away. Just ignore them.
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Now remain gone,
illegitimate-faced bugger folk!

1:25:40
If you think you got
a nasty taunting this time...

1:25:44
you ain't heard nothing yet...
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dafty English "kniggits"!

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