:18:00
[Man]
Who writes your material, darlin'?
:18:02
Barnett, who are
all those people inside there?
:18:06
That's just airport security,
'cause of all the hijackers.
:18:09
- Did they come to see me?
- They can see you pretty good.
:18:12
Then I'd like to go in
and say hello.
:18:14
[Pearl]
Aww, that's so sweet!
:18:17
Barnett,
I'm sorry, darlin'.
:18:21
[Reporter]
This is a little bit unscheduled.
:18:23
She's on her way to greet some
of the fans that are inside there.
:18:28
- Stepping on down with Barnett.
- Watch out for the water.
:18:31
[Pearl]
That was real nice.
:18:33
Right behind, Haven Hamilton and all
the other friends, members and, uh...
:18:37
- [Woman Screams]
- She's fallen!
:18:39
Harold, come on!
She's fallen somewhere down there!
:18:41
- If we can get down there...
- [Shouting, Screaming]
:18:44
Don't know how far
we can make it.
:18:47
[Walker On P.A.] Who do you
think is running Congress?
:18:50
Farmers? Engineers?
Teachers? Businessmen?
:18:55
No, my friends,
Congress is run by lawyers.
:18:58
A lawyer is trained for two things
and two things only:
:19:02
- [Siren Wailing]
- To clarify... that's one...
:19:04
and to confuse...
that's the other thing.
:19:07
He does whichever
is to his client's advantage.
:19:11
You ever ask a lawyer
the time of day?
:19:14
He told you how to make a watch,
didn't he?
:19:17
Ever ask a lawyer how to get to
Mr. Jones'house in the country?
:19:21
You got lost, didn't you?
:19:23
Congress is composed
of 535 individuals.
:19:28
Two hundred and eighty-eight
are lawyers.
:19:31
And you wonder
what's wrong in Congress.
:19:35
No wonder we often know
how to make a watch,
:19:38
but we don't know
the time of day.
:19:41
- No wonder it takes 6 or 7 years...
- [Man Shouting, Hooting]
:19:45
[Walker Continues, Faint]
:19:49
What the hell
is the matter with you?