Starsky and Hutch
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:17:01
Hey, nobody touches the Bear.
:17:04
Have a seat.
:17:06
- Hutch, you’ll have the usual?
- You know it. Make it a double.

:17:09
Leon, get my boy
a Jack and Tab, and double that.

:17:12
You got it, boss.
:17:13
I’ll get a seltzer with a little lime,
if you got it.

:17:16
I don’t got it.
:17:18
Or not. It’s cool. I’m good.
:17:20
Listen, I just came by to apologise
for what happened in Chinatown.

:17:24
- I was as surprised as you were.
- Don’t sweat it, baby. I wasn’t surprised.

:17:27
You know I ain’t never surprised.
:17:30
Hey, champ.
:17:32
You got a permit
for that weapon you’re carrying?

:17:35
Starsky, please.
:17:37
No, I don’t.
:17:41
Yeah, me neither.
:17:46
I’m sorry, did I say something
that was funny?

:17:50
- Stop it. He’s kidding.
- No, I’m not kidding.

:17:52
I want to see permits,
or I’m confiscating those weapons.

:17:55
Hey, hey, hey. Slow up, man.
Round here, we govern ourselves.

:17:58
Think of us like Luxembourg.
:18:00
- You dig?
- No, I don’t dig.

:18:02
You see, Luxembourg’s
a constitutional monarchy,

:18:05
an independent sovereign state
established after the Treaty of Vienna.

:18:08
Technically, it’s a part of Europe,
but in reality they govern themselves,

:18:13
- like us.
- Just like us.

:18:18
All right, enough, OK?
:18:22
Whoa. Whoa. Hold up. Hold up.
Just chill out.

:18:26
Chill. What just happened? Jesus.
:18:29
- What happened? Did he shoot Corky?
- Your boy shot his tail off.

:18:33
- Corky lost his tail?
- You should keep it in a terrarium.

:18:35
- Man, what the hell is a terrarium?
- What the fuck is a terrarium?

:18:38
It’s an artificial ecosystem. It’s designed
to simulate Corky’s natural habitat.

:18:43
Well, I can dig that,
but I say we shoot him in the ass.

:18:46
Hell, yeah. An eye for an eye.
:18:49
Take it easy. Huggy, help me out here.
:18:51
Slow up, fellas. An iguana
can lose his tail and grow it back.

:18:54
He regenerates.
That’s how he escapes his predator.

:18:58
Yeah, it’s true. It’s a defence mechanism.
I read it in a magazine.


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