Starsky and Hutch
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So what is that, a trick question?
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If it’s on the crest,
you don’t have to give it as a test.

:37:07
Anybody can read the crest. That wouldn’t
prove we’re Jesters. Not cool.

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- That’s a fake moustache.
- Really?

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Well, I wonder if you think this is fake.
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- Now, we got some questions.
- I don’t gotta give you nothin’, cop.

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Wrong. First, you gotta
give me a little respect.

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Second, you’re gonna
give me some answers.

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- I like your style.
- I like your moves.

:37:43
Now, where were we?
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You were gonna tell us
about Terrence Myers.

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Who’s Terrence Myers?
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- Wrong answer, Big Earl.
- Big Earl? I’m not Big Earl.

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- I’m Jeff.
- Yeah. Yeah.

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- Jeff?
- No, no one’s who they say they are.

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Look. Honest. Think about it.
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I’m not even big.
:38:04
Yeah. No, that’s a good point.
:38:08
Maybe it’s one of those ironic names,
like Tiny over in Vice.

:38:11
- He’s eight feet. Everybody says he’s tiny.
- Except this guy’s normal size, so

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he’d have to be a lot smaller with
a name like “Big Earl” for it to be ironic.

:38:19
You don’t have to be a midget.
You’re not exactly... How tall are you?

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- I don’t know. 5’9’’?
- Well, that is kind of...

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- Borderline. It’s average.
- Look, guys,

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Big Earl got pinched two weeks ago.
He’s in Bay City Correctional

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and I took over the bar
as a favour till he gets out.

:38:34
Jeff, I’m sorry. We apologise.
We’re gonna pay Big Earl a visit.

:38:38
Let me just get this for you.
There you go. Good as new.

:38:41
Little word of advice. Next time you’re
watching a place, don’t claim you own it

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just cos you’re watching it, OK?
I housesit for my sister all the time.

:38:48
It’s not like I claim that I own
her house, you know what I mean?

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That goes for all y’all.
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Don’t pretend to be something you’re not.
Just be who you are.

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That’s what’s really cool.

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