Starsky and Hutch

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I want the whole thing.

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Yeah. Oh, my, folks.

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- Please don’t do this.
- Don’t worry. I can take this guy.

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It’s not that. You shouldn’t do this
cos it’s so incredibly lame.

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Our very own Dancin’ Rick is being
called out by new guy David Stamsky.

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- No, no. Starsky.
- Right back at you.

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So, folks, if you’ve got a pair of sunglasses,
I advise puttin’ ‘em on

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cos I got a feeling
these two are gonna light it up.

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Boz, reel it in.

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All right, everybody, settle down.
Everybody, settle.

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You know the rules.
Keep it safe, keep it sexy,

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and, above all, turn up the night.

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Dancin’ Rick gettin’ warmed up here.

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What’s he gonna bring out
for the appetiser course?

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It’s a little hand-over-hand toggle, man,
right into the centre of the floor.

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Yeah, and...
That’s all he’s givin’ him, folks.

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That’s a bucketful
of confidence right there.

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Over to new guy - David Starsky.

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This guy could be trouble.

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It’s the Wild West.
Those are six-guns full of sexy.

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The good, the bad and the groovy.

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All right, one, two, three, four,
we’ve got disco war, folks.

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Dancin’ Rick’s goin’ “I don’t like you,
but I respect your moves.”

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Here comes Starsky again.

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Droppin’ that disco big rig.
Shift gears. Blow your funky horn.

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Pull it into the truck stop and get yourself
some scrapple made out of sexy.

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Disco Rick brings it right back,
and he’s not wasting any time, folks.

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And, oh. From the future of 1 984,
that’s a funky disco robot.

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They’re both on the floor, folks,
eye to eye. It’s disco Vietnam.

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Neither one’s blinking, neither one’s
backing down. Let’s see what happens.

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Angry cat. Kitten has claws.

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All right, looks like it’s over.
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