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We got up this morning and we found...
1:16:03
We got up and we found this.
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Would you step out here, please?
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I just got caught in a web of circumstances.
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Yes?
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- Do you know anything about that bus?
- Oh, yes, I can explain that.
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Will you shut up, Oscar?
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Because I actually had very strong feelings
for her.
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You're getting too distraught,
because we can explain the bus.
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The bus wasn't my idea.
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You see, he's going off the deep end,
poor fellow.
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He stole the bus. I just went along.
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But it was his idea to put her in the trunk.
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Because I didn't know
what at the time I was doing.
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Oscar, I don't know
what you're going on about.
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I'm not this kind of person.
1:16:37
Oscar, they just wanna
know about the goddamned bus!
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- The bus?
- Yeah, bus.
1:16:44
It was just in the nature of a practical joke.
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Put who in a trunk?
1:16:54
I really should go home sometime...
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to get some clothes and face the music.
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Gobble, gobble, gobble.
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Help think up a story...
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You make John forget the time, don't you?
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...because they must be beside themselves
by now.
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The victim was a lovely person...
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small in stature and,
not as you might say physically...
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but due to her peppy personality
she was a good deal of fun to be around.
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We were always laughing it up.
1:17:31
And you know,
I've been wrestling with my conscience...
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in regards to this $200,000 inheritance...
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which now,
due to this tragic state of affairs...
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I'm not sure if I'm still in line to get it or not.
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But if I do...
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I plan to donate half to charity...
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and half to my mother, back East.
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All right now, here's the true account
of how this all came about.
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Do you want me to put it all in a nutshell?